Maybe I should stop playing tennis and start playing some soccer because I’m NUTHIN BUT NET!

Squash

The vegetarian didn’t like tennis because he preferred squash.

TI-89’s

TI-89’s FUNCTION really well as lumberjacks.   They can find LOGS quickly and turn them into TABLES.

Potato

The British Potato proudly looked at the french fry and replied, “He really is a chip off the old block!”

9th president William Henry Harrison was so COOL because of his many fans, that he died a month later of pneumonia .

The Library

Why couldn’t the travelers stay at the library?  Because it was completely booked!

The Capitol of Australia

The Capitol of Australia has such a great population that it Canberra lot of children

The Tailor

The girl asked his parents if his boyfriend, the tailor, and herself looked good together.  They responded, “He suits you well.” Happily, she then decided to tell her boyfriend the good news, and that she loved him sew much, but found his shop clothed. 

Choir boy

The singer inquires

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